Drive-Thru Woman On Very Loud Speaker: Welcome to Jack In The Box, would you like to try our new Bacon Insider Burger? Me: No, thank you. Speaker: Okay, what can I get for you, maam? Me: (making my voice a little deeper) Uh, let me get an order of Stuffed Jalapenos. Speaker: Would you like the 3 or 7 piece, maam? Me: (attempting to sound manlier) Uhh, 7 piece yo. Speaker: Alright, one 7 piece Stuffed Jalapeno. Anything else, maam? Me: (trying to make my voice even deeper still) Yeah, and a Jacks Spicy Chicken Sandwich. Speaker: Okay, would you like to add cheese to that, maam? Me: (making my voice as deep as it can possibly go which comes out sounding like a gay Vin Diesel) Yes, Swiss cheese, please. Speaker: Alright, a Jacks Spicy Chicken Sandwich with Swiss cheese. Will that complete your order, maam? Me: Im not a woman! Speaker: Excuse me, maam? Me: For the love of God, Im a man! Speaker: Look, maam, we all need a man, okay? Theres no need to get angry about it. Now please pull up for your Stuffed Jalapenos. :|
Posted on: Mon, 07 Apr 2014 01:01:37 +0000
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