Driving ----------- Today verbally, I f*****g feel that Im on f*****g fire, Driving around these parts causes my f******g ire! Ive grown f*******g sick of people whose driving is f******g abysmal, Why cant other drivers use their f*****g indicators to signal? Another thing about which I wish to f*****g complain, Are all these daft buggers jumping from f******g lane to lane! Nor is it something that Id say is wholely down to one f*****g gender, Men and Women drivers are as f*****g bad as each other! Continuing on about driving stuff that about that I wish to harp, Whats with all these these stupid c***s overtaking me and f*****g cutting in sharp? Not to mention all these of f******g impatient shites, That feel its perfectly f*******g OK to jump the f******g red lights! Yet another that throws me into a f*****g strop, People who dont halt when theres a sign clearly f*****g saying STOP! On and onto yet another f******g farce, No matter how fast you can go, theres always someone f******g sitting up your a**e! Irrespective of what type of vehicle that you drive, It seems that people who drive like t***s have really begun to f*****g thrive!! And what about these eejits that pull out in front of you at a f*****g junction? Pull out fast and slow to a crawl seems to be their only f*****g function! Overtake them and dare to give them the frights, These cheeky c**s have the f*****g audacity to flash their f******g lights! When rush hour comes the roads descend into f*****g carnage, Courtesy goes out the window, seems that f*****g no-one can manage! Driving when its really busy is sheer f******g hell, Because every c**t and their dog is out for their f*****g self! Lest I forget to talk about things about other drivers that go f******g horribly, Is this modern f******g curse of car f******g snobbery! I will openly that it means absolutely motherf******g little to me, The size of your f******g engine or if it has f*****g such and such f******g BHP! Doesnt matter even if your f*******g car is petrol or f****** diesel, Thats no excuse to be driving like a jumped-up f******g weasel! Its definitely something that makes me want to f******g boot people up the jacksie, Every one wants to drive like f*******g Jeremy Clarkson! And why is it that when youre nearing a junction to f*****g pull out and go left, All of these t***ts who think that sitting in the middle of the f*****g lane is so deft? Its that sort of stupidity that on me really does f******g grate, But everyones attitude seems to be, f**k everyone else, Im all right mate! Not to mention these morons that think theyre really f*****g fly, That f*****g fly out in front of you just to pull into another f*****g junction nearby! And another bunch of f**ktards that are likely to give other drivers the f*****g jitters! Are people who pull out without looking or using their f*****g mirrors! Worst of all for me is the f******g white van man, Nothing with them goes according to f******g plan! Other drivers have to sit back and be f*****g horrified, Cos f*****g van drivers are all of the above, magnified! Sometimes when I f******g drive, I often wonder why I bother, Because the standard of driving is f******g deteriorating further! Im far from perfect either, because that would definitely be a f******g lie, But at least I can admit, when it comes to f*****g driving better, Id be willing to try!
Posted on: Sun, 09 Mar 2014 13:45:03 +0000
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