During my brief hiatus from FB, many things have occurred. 1. All my friends went to Israel for the Succoth holiday and I’m not even getting a t-shirt, just instagram photos of happy families “tiyuling” (Hebrew word for “tripping”) around the most beautiful place on the planet. (damn you)#stopsuccoshashtags 2. I am mortified and shunned because of deleted leaked photos from my Snapchat account. These particular portraits are ones of me wearing a fur coat holding a gun in one hand and barbecuing a steak with the other and has had The UN Human Rights Council prosecuting me for war crimes. It’s ok because I have my “free Gaza” sign ready and a check for “chai”($18.00) to help rebuild it. 3. Columbus Day is being celebrated today and being the Italophile that I am, I’m going to be hunting at this year’s parade. (though a part of me wonders why genocidal maniacs that were Catholics are more acceptable than the ISIS evil-doers) The only thing that remains the same is anti-semitism.#ISISinquisition 4. Leon Panetta has just purchased a private jet, a villa in Majorca and the NFL and Obama has lost another ten pounds but has raised another 10 million for the dems. 5. Apparently quarantining ebola patients and fully screening passengers from Liberia is Politically Incorrect. We have an overpopulation problem anyway . It’s nature’s way 6. Putin has stopped to reload 7. George Clooney is still married (but I’m still on standby) 8. A smoke bomber got into “Da Silvas” a NYC restaurant through an MTA grating. I think it would have been cuter if he would have gotten into a “Subway” place. (No one have known the difference, because it’s perpetually Smokey there). 9. Josh Duhamel is in a new movie and was on Fox and friends this morning. Usually it’s just three boobs, but today it was three boobs and a hot piece of ….meat (you thought I was gonna say something else, but I didn’t As far as the risqué photos I sent to an underage member of a certain boy band….well, the guy asked me out. Look for me and my babe on TMZ Happy Succot and Columbus day. You can breathe easier. Your payments and checks can’t bounce and the traffic is a breeze
Posted on: Mon, 13 Oct 2014 14:22:32 +0000
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