During my primary/ secondary school days, I was very gifted in skipping classes, even after resumption, I normally give myself additional 2weeks before I resume school. Whenever people asked me; Nelvin, why are you home? Your mates are in school......... I just told them SCHOOL NEVER SETTLE! SCHOOL NEVER SETTLE!! SCHOOL NEVER SETTLE!!! One thing is constant in this life and it is called CHANGE, even in my widest imagination, I never imagined that this SCHOOL NEVER SETTLE excuses will stop but something was hanging somewhere waiting to stop it. Another Holiday ended and pupils resumed school, but yours faithful didnt, I have to give myself my 2weeks additional holiday.. Unexpectedly, we had a guest in our house, because of his ruthlessness, we nicked named him UNCLE SAMBA, he was an army officer, he was so huge and husky. After the normal uncle Dede, welcome home hullabaloos, Uncle Samba asked, where are the others? My mother answered....... they went to school... He was surprised....... He then enquired....... why is Nelvin not in school? My mother with a frowned face said.......ASK AM o. This my mama shaa...... Uncle SAMBA pressed his tafia a little further, when exactly did the rest children resume school? My mother said.........since last week. My people......... .Nzogbu Di O As soon as I noticed the enquiry was getting to a dimension that I think will consume me....... I started moving out of the house, as if Uncle SAMBA knew my plans, he shouted Nelviiiiiiiiiiiiin!!! I replied Yes Sir........... ..and I started running down to the sitting room, disparageously, my penis and bladder failed me........... Na so the piss just dey pour follow me from lobby all the way to the sitting room where my uncle and his sister were sitting. Nna eeh he asked.........., why are you not in school? Why havent you resumed school? I said.........SCHOOL NEVER SETTLE Before i finished saying SCHOOL NEVER SETTLE........ ... I dont even know where the sound came from.......... The next thing I heard on my head or na my face was Gbosaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ..... Immediately, I was now hearing small small sound ringing.... Nwiii gbosa nwiii gbosa nwiiiiii....... The next thing I noticed was that I found my self in school, how I manage take reach school? I was wondering.... The next voice I heard was that of my skelewu teacher that has a bright future like dat of Mercy J and a memorable past like dat of ukwu nwanyi owerre nchi ise...... She asked. Boy why are you in school today?????????? ?????????? HOUSE NEVER SETTLE I replied. # Hahaha #Good morning yall
Posted on: Sat, 11 Oct 2014 06:47:13 +0000
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