Episode VII Meanwhile in The Rims of Sauce the clock struck eleven , Deano said it was their own fault shouldn’t have been “Dickin abart wi it” and it wouldn’t have fallen off the wall Thunderflaps sat on a stool at the bar he wore a full length artificial tiger fur onesie having virtually no feathers now he was starting to feel the cold. “Fireball please Deano” Deano passed Thaunderflaps the shot glass and he downed it in one. “MMMM nice but I shouldn’t have done that” “Why?” Said Deano puzzled as he had seen him do this many times before “No money left my wallet in my other onesie” Deanos face turned to stone his nostril flared his good eye started to twitch. “ You lil featherless pointy beaked fecker if your family didn’t own most of this village I would chuck you scabby butt in the street but as I can’t would you like another” “Very kind Deano and one for yourself” “Most kind I’ll have a Cherry B” “What about me? Loudly asked hopefully I’m moving soon so thought you could be me a leaving drink” Thaunderflaps didn’t even look up but continued eating the Milet Corblimey had brought him the night before. Talking of Corblimey where was he . He was late not a good start to the greatest criminal partnership this village since Bonney and Clyde That is Bonney Swithinshaw and Clyde Lamplighter notorious gangsters during the knitting wool wars in the mid 60s. Crossed that pair and you would be wearing woollen pullovers for the rest of your life. Corblimey eventually arrived looking a little worse for wear he had one shelve missing from his donkey jacket and very red knees. “What happened to you? “ Thunderpants hissed under is beak. “Don’t ask and sorry I’m late he replied out of breath “I’ll just say this I would give trap 1 a miss in the gents for a while. Right down to business” The pair made their way to the booth furthest from the bar under the dart board. “Any ideas Thunderpants ?” “I suggest Copnapping him holding him for a tidy ransom, his mother is worth a few pounds with the Pole dancing classes. We could post updates on Whytube and if she won’t pay up we could torture him live on air” Corblimey looked shocked was Thunderpants the right bird to ask for help. “ Bit harsh mate “ “Well whats your plan?” I” I thought we could lure into a darkened alley and let the tyres down on his chopper, hide the pump until he dropped all charges and I get the family out of the nick” “ Yes I suppose we could do that if you really wanted to but can we hide his saddle bag as well?” It was agreed operation “Saddle bag and pump” was go now track down PCSO Dante ScrapeKnucles and deploy their evil plan.
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