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FML....tis the season....wetamoth season.....where if you dont take your cellphone to the jithouse with you...youre f#*!ed. Better hope you got a pillow and a warm jersey....and dont try be cool and take a can of Raid...cos that dont kill em....and dont try be brave and VCd like my husband Apiata...cos once theyre in your hair, well, get the clippers out. Cos youre f*!@ed again....last season İ heard 2 hitting the door near midnight so whipped my phone out and rang inside....snoring family...dialled again and got the you have, 1 minute of call time remaining sweattttting like hell, Puff answers....Hi its mum...yeah um can you yell out to Pudney and ask him to rescue me....where are you! have you been out! did you crash?!....no. İm in the jithouse. and theres wetamoths. ok?....couch it was for me!....scary little hercules jackie chan helicopter f&*%ers haha goodnight x
Posted on: Mon, 13 Oct 2014 08:29:15 +0000

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