Facts About Engineers📄 👉For engineers every course apart - TopicsExpress



          

Facts About Engineers📄 👉For engineers every course apart from engineering is easy😆 👉An engineer has the power of getting up at 9.25am and reaching the class at 9.30 am.😇 👉T-shirt and jeans are engineer’s national dress👬 and Maggi is the national food.🍜 👉A normal person will fix the broken things🔧🔩 but an engineer will first break a thing🔨 and then he would fix it.🔐 👉An engineer can build a car 🚗spaceship🚀 and they even can make time machine.📟 However, he just can’t build a relationship with a girl.🏃🏃🏃🏃 💃 👉An engineer doesn’t care for the rise in price of petrol⛽ or gold💰 but he gets mad😡 when cigarette costs Rs.8.0 instead of 7.0🚬 👉An engineer loves to solve a problem.😎 If there is no problem, then he will create one and would start solving it.😜 👉An engineer can derive any relation📝 just give them the final expression📋 👉Are you made of copper(CU)〽 and tellurium(TE)🔱, because you’re CUTE👌 This is how engineers flirt😍 👉An engineers’s worst nightmare is teacher👩 taking the class but not taking the attendance.📁 👉An engineer can finish his syllabus📖 in one night🌛 👉An Engineer knows nothing😑 but only an Engineer knows this.😉 👉An Engineer will never sleep in night🌚 and will never wake up in morning🌝 👉An Engineer is the most innocent person in front of his parents.😔 👉Never argue with an engineer 😖 because arguing with Engineers is like killing the mosquito🐜 on your cheek, you might or might not kill it, but you’ll end up slapping yourself.👋😩 👉No one can speak better English than an engineer 😇 having glass of beer in his hand.🍺 Share if u r a true engineer👬👫👭 #real engineer worked fr passing only😍😎😜😉😘😝😆😊
Posted on: Sat, 03 Jan 2015 17:27:38 +0000

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