Five Scotsmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at an Irish border check point.Paddy the officer stops them and tells them,"It is illegal to have 5 people in a Quattro,Quattro means 4." "Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the Scotsman retorts in disbelief. "Look at the papers,this car is designed to carry 5 people." "You can not pull that one on me," replies Paddy."Quattro means 4,you have 5 in the car and you are therefore breaking the law." The Scotsman replies angrily,"You idiot! Call your supervisor over.I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!" "Sorry," responds Paddy,"Mick is busy with 2 guys over there in a Fiat Uno."
Posted on: Sun, 30 Jun 2013 11:20:31 +0000
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