For Thursday morning hahaahaha....2 This is a story of a newly rich Punjabi couple who having come into money were forever boasting of their acquisitions: a brand new imported car (not one sold by S.T.C), video-cds, hi-fi, original paintings. ‘‘And, of course, our food is always cooked in asli ghee’’, said the wife proudly, ‘‘no dalda or shalda in our kitchen’’. Once holidaying in Juhu beach in Bombay the husband went out of his depth and was just saved from drowning. A doctor was quickly summoned. ‘‘Nothing to worry’’, exclaimed the medico, ‘‘I will give him artificial respiration and he will be alright in a jiffy.’’ ‘‘No you won’t’’, for my husband it will have to be real respiration or nothing’’. ******* Santa joined a large MNC as a trainee. On first day he dialed the pantry and shouted into phone, ‘Get me a cup of coffee quickly!’ The voice from the other side responded, ‘You have dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you are talking to, dumbo?’ ‘No’, replied Santa. ‘This is the managing director of the company, you fool?’ Santa shouted back, ‘And you know who you are talking to, you fool?’ ‘No,’ replied the Managing Director. ‘Good!’ said Santa and put down the phone. ******* One morning Santa Singh received a letter in the post warning him, ‘‘If you do not send Rs.50,000 to the above address immediately, we will kidnap your wife and you will never see her again.’’ Santa Singh sent the following reply, Dear Sir, I do not have Rs.50,000 but your offer interests me greatly.
Posted on: Thu, 27 Mar 2014 02:14:24 +0000
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