Found this, this morning. Too funny. Vogel: Dexter, I want you to kill the Brain Surgeon. Dexter: I don’t want to. Vogel: Please kill the Brain Surgeon. Dexter: I will kill the Brain Surgeon. Vogel: Kill all these serial killers. Dexter: Okay. I found one named Zach Hamilton. He will die. Vogel: Don’t kill Zach Hamilton. Dexter: I NEED to kill Zach Hamilton. Vogel: Don’t do it. Dexter: I will not kill Zach Hamilton. I will teach him the code! Vogel: Cool. Dexter: He cannot be taught the code! I must kill him! Vogel: Don’t. Dexter: My mistake. He’s cool. I’ll teach him the code again. Dexter: That guy you wanted me to kill wasn’t the Brain Surgeon. Instead, your SON is the Brain Surgeon! I will kill him! Vogel: Don’t kill my son the Brain Surgeon. All he ever did was kill my other son and threaten my life. Dexter: I NEED to kill him. Vogel. I know, but don’t. Dexter: Okay. (I’m really going to, though) Vogel. What a relief. Dexter. Look at this video of your son killing Zach Hamilton. Vogel. The horror! Dexter, please kill my son the Brain Surgeon. Dexter: Will do. Brain Surgeon: You picked Dexter over me! I will kill you AND Dexter! Dexter: Okay, now I REALLY need to kill Brain Surgeon! Brain Surgeon: Sorry Dexter. Can we forget all this if I buy your condo? Dexter: I don’t want to kill you, I want to bang my girlfriend. Brain Surgeon. Okay, thanks for letting me go. Dexter: Nope. I’m calling my sister right now to arrest you. Also, please don’t tell on me for my serial killing even though I told on you for all the brain surgery. tvrecaps.ew/recap/dexter-series-finale-recap/6/
Posted on: Mon, 23 Sep 2013 14:50:46 +0000
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