Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole the following conversation took place:First Guy: You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend. Second Guy: Thats nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool. Third Guy: Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her. They continue to play the hole when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they ask him, You havent said anything about what you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend. Whats the deal? Fourth Guy: I just set my alarm for 5:30 a. m., When it goes off, I shut off my alarm, give the wife a budge and say, Golf Course or Intercourse? So she says, Wear your sweater.
Posted on: Fri, 15 Nov 2013 12:15:29 +0000
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