Frances Leader I DID IT!!!! It was absolutely hilarious.... We gathered outside & had a little photo shoot (the photographer is still in the pub & probably will post the pix later or tomorrow!).... then I went in, with a copy of the text above & my trusty pink toothbrush in hand. I handed in my document & said that I was handing myself in because I am defined as a Terrorist by Cameron. The lovely Police woman took my letter & asked me to sit down (Tina Scotney came with me to witness). We waited & watched through the glass wall as the PC patiently read the whole thing, occasionally raising her hand in a gesture of confusion. When she returned she said that she couldnt arrest me because I hadnt actually committed a crime. I said Who will arrest me then? She looked confused. I asked her Shall I go to MI5 - are they the ones who arrest people for terrorism? She stifled a giggle & said: I dont know! We thanked her for her information & told her that the Toothbrush Revolution would be causing many people to follow suit! We all laughed & we then left in triumph. The Police having confirmed that I am not a criminal after all. we went for a celebratory drink at our favourite bar, Chaplins in Boscombe where we met up with other equally happy supporters. It was a wonderful afternoon & I cannot tell you how relieved I am to know that Mr. Cameron has overstepped the mark & his definition of Terrorist has been rejected by our law enforcement officers. I would like to take this opportunity to thank: Graham Horne, Tina Scotney, Erik Sarmiento & his dog Buster for accompanying me & the Police of Bournemouth for being so level headed & frankly, bemused ;-)
Posted on: Mon, 06 Oct 2014 05:45:31 +0000
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