From Johnnys Campaign Team Good afternoon all, It is with the greatest sadness that we here at Wiseau HQ must report the untimely passing of our well-beloved candidate, Mr Johnny Wiseau. As many of you will have noted, Johnny was utterly bereft following last nights announcement of results, and after he posted the grief-induced rant you see below, we of the campaign team were unable to contact him. Some suggested that he had taken himself off to drown his sorrows, but everyone knows that Johnny doesnt drink. It was not until this morning, upon our return to the Room, that we discovered the magnitude of the tragedy before us. Lisa, Johnnys devoted future wife, informed us that she and a close friend had found Johnny lying in a pool of his own blood, a handgun at his side. We also uncovered a video tape - because Johnny records everything - which came with instructions that it be released to those members of the student body who had been good enough to lend him their support. Ironically enough, despite an enthusiastic following Johnny actually received a grand total of 0 votes, failing even to vote for himself (instead choosing to cast his ballot in favour of his opponent, Rob Henthorn) - but that is just indicative of the wonderful person Johnny was. As per his wishes, we include the found footage below. Please be warned that what you are about to see may shock you.
Posted on: Fri, 21 Mar 2014 15:29:21 +0000
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