Frontlining On Twitter VIVA Ondangwa! But no viva for house prices. Advice for the US, questions that need answers, the rocky road to Rocky Crest; friends, frenemies, but no fast food; dungeons, penguins, and… Grammy aspirations. Take that, Friday! @DavidTocks: The next candidate to campaign for the Oval Office should come spend three days in Africa to prove his ability to lead America. @ShinOvene: In 1990, a 3-bedroom house in Windhoek’s Khomasdal cost N$84 800. Same house cost N$1,5 million in 2013. @Cabo10i: What you guys don’t realise is that (McHenry) Venaani wanted you guys to talk about him, to generate a buzz. He has already achieved that on Day 0. @TheMerja: Told my nanny that the Swapo candidate in the by-elections received 84% of the votes and she said “I’m glad. We don’t want war in this country again.” @EricksonTapiso: Who do you think would win if Sacky Shangala and Job Amupanda were to settle their beef by combat? #AskNgurare At Random @PandenieHawala: When I say “I’m broke” I don’t mean I have N$0. I just mean I have responsibilities I have to handle first before spending on dumb sh*t. @Pedro_Penda: Ondangwa >>>>> RT @NerdCage9: Las Vegas or Auckland? @Naffy101: The shock on a newly-wed’s face when her husband stumbles in drunk for the first time while he was a meditating monk throughout the relationship. @BadMikeyBad: Some people just need to be clothes lined. @acfick72: We all have that “friend” who says nothing positive about what you do, then mentions the one typo in 2 000 tweets. @Nthugbinghi: I swear I read The Namibian every day, but my tweeps get hold of news that must have been dug out from secret dungeons. Passing Shots @PietrezHaukongo: Hansolo’s dream is to be the first Namibian to win a Grammy? That’s like wanting to hold Jesus’ hand, bruh. @Uiisira: Funniest convo I heard... Angolan girl says she wants to go to “Hockey Crest” ... Taxi driver asks her, “Do you mean Locky?” @Called_Bean: The sun and I have a love hate relationship, I hate being told what to do: I’ll wake up when I feel like it, GUY! @sixthformpoet: I love how people say they’re “expecting” a baby, as though it might be something else, like a penguin. – Compiled by Jean Sutherland from twitter, with an assist today from @rukeveeni; you can follow me at: @JeanNamibian
Posted on: Fri, 08 Aug 2014 18:48:42 +0000
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