GASLAND 3 What about Gasland 3? Where could Josh Fox find some more naturally forming methane to blame on the fracking industry so he could whip up the fractivist zombies? After all, facts, and scientific data are not part of the Gasland agenda. So why not blame the natural occurring methane in cows on the fracking industry? Think about it, Gasland 3 could still build on the Josh Fox trademark/signature flare up of methane, albeit the methane is a natural process in cows, (a small trivial detail). Never the less, as Gasland 1 and 2 have proven, a big an unexpected ignition of flames is always a powerful zombie instigator. I am confident that at least some fractivist zombies, and probably most, have no idea that methane occurs naturally in cows, (the same way it is a natural forming gas in some water reservoirs). Imagine the film drama the ignition of cow gas would create. I can see the film now. The opening scene is a close up of the slow moving hands of a banjo player as the audience hears a building crescendo of banjos. It does not take long for the audience to recognize the Deliverance theme of Dueling Banjos. The scene pans out to focus on the squinting eyes of the young picker. Is it Billy Redding?... Is this the sequel to Deliverance?.... This will not end well for somebody. Here is where I need to inject the theory on the Josh Fox’s banjo theme. It is true, Gasland is meant to not end well for somebody. The Gaslands claim is to make the victim the petroleum industry. However if that does not end up being the case, it is of relative insignificance to Josh Fox, because either way he has accomplished his end-game of creating a significant income for himself. Besides when the scientific evidence proves that methane is a natural product of bovines, Josh Fox and the frothing zombies will only go into their conspiracy shuffle. With the shuffling zombies and the loud picking it is difficult to conclude, For Whom the Banjo Tolls? It is obvious to any non-zombie, that the banjo does not play for the petroleum industry, but rather for the people who are willing to drop funds into the pocket of the squinty eyed picker. As the camera pans out the audience recognizes it is not the young Billy Redden at all but rather the king of the ghost-conflict, Josh Fox. He is playing dueling banjos with Valdimir Putin whom just happens to have a vested interest in slowing down the development of fracking. The banjo couple are the topside & bottomside of the fracking apocalypse. If they had their way the world would be full of frothing, shuffling, fractiviest zombies. As the camera further pans to take in the whole scene, the audience now sees a rancher, or more like a New Yorker posing as a rancher. I know way too many honest cattlemen that will not play the lawsuit roulette with the petroleum industry, much less dance on the Gasland game show. For Gasland, facts are irrelevant so anybody that owns a cow would work. Of course with the income generated by Gasland 1 and 2, and the promise of multiple millions the plaintiff would received in a settlement from the oil companies it would be easy to locate a person with a cow whom would verify that his cattle never produced methane, or at least not at the level they do since fracking. The opening scene concludes with the cow person lighting the cow gas to prove it does indeed have methane in it. Consider the possibilities for the fractivist zombies. Since methane is now produced in cows due to fracking, then obviously beef products are contaminated. They could now approach cities for banning beef products. The EPA could step in and have fracking banned while they run extensive research on cow methane and the effects on beef products. Think of the list of chemicals that would be created from cow gas research. Even fast food burger producers like McDonalds could jump on the fractivist band wagon. The EPA could then require the petroleum companies to put vapor recovery units on all cows. Wow I can see another Academy Award coming. I better call Josh and see if I can sale my script. Maybe I can get Putin to finance it. May your boots be dry, your coffee fresh, and your gloves new. Kybree. Steve crudeoilcalendars
Posted on: Mon, 11 Aug 2014 04:47:09 +0000
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