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GM FB, So, my daughter lost a tooth yesterday and was sooo excited because she knew that the tooth fairy was coming. This morning my door opens, the light comes on, and shes like wheres my tooth? I have one eye open and Im like what tooth, why are you up digging up under my pillow? Shes like my tooth was under this pillow. Then a disappointed pooh lifts her head a says, the tooth fairy didnt come last night she must have thought that my tooth wasnt real. So, of course I hug her and tell her the truth. I told her that the tooth fairy was running late. Seems like a lot of kids lost their tooth last night. So, I told her to put the tooth back turn off my light and get in the bed. So, my pooh close her eyes a doze back off to sleep and of course my alarm clock goes off . So, I hit snooze, pretend like Im sleep, with a snore and all, as I fumble through the dark trying to find a $1 bill I end up finding 4 quarters. I take the tooth, put the 4 quarters under the pillow, and go shower. Now, I go to wake my pooh up 30 min later, she jumps up, looks up under my pillow, and said my tooth is gone. Then she looks at me and says wait a minute WHAT??? 4 quarters, I thought the tooth fairy only handed out money that folds not the kind that jingles, Im not taking this to school. If you could have seen the WTH look on my face. So, my line to her was that the tooth fairy can only carry a certain amount of money on her so that the fairy thieves wont rob her. So, at 6 am she makes her 1st deposit and anything after 6 am is change. Moral of this story is: Time to tell my 9 year old that the TOOTH FAIRY ISNT REAL and neither is SANTA. #Random
Posted on: Mon, 28 Oct 2013 13:51:52 +0000

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