GOOD MORNING AND GOD BLESS: PLEASE, THIS IS JUST AN JOKE AND I AM SURE SOMEONE WILL VIEW THIS THE WRONG WAY AND COMPLAIN. YOU ARE PROBABLY GOING TO COMPLAIN BECAUSE THIS DESCRIBES YOU. WE ARE ALL ENTITLED TO OUR OWN LAUGHS AND IF YOU DON’T LIKE THIS ONE, PLEASE DON’T READ IT. I AM NOT FORCING ANYONE TO READ MY POST, BUT SOMETIMES THE TRUTH DOES HURT. Wasted Talents God gave African American people 500 billion talents. He gave Hispanic people 35 billion talents. He gave Asian people 225 billion talents. He left us alone for one year, and then returned to see what we had done with our talents. God asked the Asian people, What have you done with your resources. The Asians replied, We created many businesses and purchased many franchises. We used our resources to assist our families and our Asian friends, helping them to get into business as well. The Asians continued, Lord, we knew that with 225 billion talents we could generate even more talents by pooling what we had and working together toward a common economic goal. We have doubled the amount you awarded us. We now have 550 billion talents. And to top it all off, our restaurants are going strong; everybody loves our food! The Lord said, Well done, my good and faithful servants. I will make you rulers over many things. God then asked the Hispanic people what they had done with their inheritance They gleefully replied, Lord, You are really going to be proud of us. Upon receipt of our talents, we went to work right away and formed our own bank. We have one in Florida that ranks among the largest in all the land. And you know what else? The interest we are making, will more than double the amount of talents You gave us. As God nodded approvingly, the Hispanic people couldnt wait to continue. We opened fast food shops and sidewalk stands. We sold fruit, enchiladas, and tacos. We supported Hispanic doctors, lawyers, accountants, and all the Hispanic businesses we could find. If a certain business did not exist in our community, we pooled our resources and started new ones. We have done very well, Lord, especially considering the short time we have been in this land. And God said, Well done, my good and faithful servants. I will make you rulers over many things. Since God had given the most talents to His chosen people African American people, He couldnt wait to hear what they had done with their 500 billion talents. Like a doting father, He proudly asked them, What have you done with your inheritance? After turning their music down in order to hear what God was saying, the Black people waved their hands in the air (like they just didnt care) and shouted, Lord, we just threw the party of the century, and it was all good! Look at those bad rides parked outside...We bought them from the German people and the Japanese people. Wouldnt You agree, Lord, that we did good deeds by helping to make them wealthy? Even God looked perplexed. He asked if there was anything else the Black people wanted to report. Oh yeah You havent heard the half of it, Lord. Were the most charitable people on earth. We spent 95% of all you gave us with businesses other than our own. We helped everyone. We didnt discriminate and we didnt playa-hate. Then one of the Black leaders spoke up. You know how we like nice clothes, Lord. So, after the party, we went out and bought all of the latest styles with all of the right labels. You know what Im saying? We just had to have it; we couldnt wait. Check us out. Now, the Lord was quite concerned about His people, and their attitude regarding their talents...Continuing to probe, and expecting to hear something that would make Him proud, God pleaded, Surely you have done something with your inheritance to generate more talents for yourselves? The Black people looked around at one another, and one of their leaders stepped forward to sum things up. Lord we have the finest cars, we eat and drink only top shelf, and we meet in only the most elaborate hotels. Our children have several pairs of the latest gym shoes, we make the Baddest videos and we can throw down -- I mean dance -- with the best of them. Even better than that, we have good jobs to earn back our 500 billion talents next year, so we will again be able to help all the other inhabitants of this land. Sadly, God looked at His people and said, With what you have done with your talents, you may as well have buried them in the ground. Because of your slothfulness and lack of good stewardship, I will give your future talents to those who have the least. You have gravely disappointed me by not adhering to one of my most important admonishments: To whom much is given, much is expected. Pass the knowledge on, so we can break the cycle. WE STILL SUPPORT THE CLOTHING INDUSTRY, TOMMY HILLFINGER AND MICHAEL KORE SAID THEY DIDNT MAKE THEIR CLOTHES FOR PEOPLE OF COLOR AND YET WE STILL PURCHASE THEM.....I HAVE ONE QUESTION, WHY DOES WEARING A NAME BRAND MEAN SO VERY MUCH TO INDIVIDUALS???? I WENT RECENTLY TO PURCHASE GYM CLOTHES FOR THE GYM.....PICKED UP FOUR PAIR OF PANTS AND 4 SHIRTS AT TARGET. NEVER LOOKED AT PRICE UNTIL I WAS ROAMING AROUND THE STORE. LOOKED DOWN AND SAW THE PANTS WERE $19.99 EACH AND THE SHIRTS $14.99 EACH....NO WAY WAS I PAYING THAT....REPLACED THEM BACK ON THE RACK AND DROVE OVER TO THE GOOD WILL STORE.....GOT THE IDENTICAL PANTS AND SHIRTS FOR THE GYM AND IT WAS $20.00....TOOK THEM HOME, WASHED THEM AND I HAD 4 NICE SETS FOR THE GYM.... GOING BACK ON SATURDAY TO GET NEW OUTFITS BECAUSE I HAVE STARTED BACK AT THE GYM. .NOW YOU CAN LAUGH AT ME, BUT MY CHILDREN WILL TELL YOU THAT HAVING MONEY IN MY POCKET TO GO TO THE SHORE OR DO WHATEVER I WISH TO DO IS MORE IMPORTANT TO ME THAN WHAT I WEAR......WHO KNOWS THAT THE OUTFITS CAME FROM THE GOODWILL STORE....NO ONE AND I DONT CARE IF YOU DO KNOW......I CANT UNDERSTAND THAT A PAIR OF MICHAEL JORDAN SNEAKERS MADE IN CHINA CAN COST SO VERY MUCH IN THE UNITED STATES AND DO YOU THINK HE CARES IF A POOR FAMILY CANT AFFORD THEM...HELL NO, IT DOESNT MATTER TO HIM....HE IS RICH ALONG WITH MANY OTHER DESIGNERS....THEY WANT YOUR MONEY....THINK, THINK, TEACH YOUR CHILDREN TO HAVE MONEY IN THEIR POCKET...WE DONT HAVE TO SUPPORT THESE DESIGNERS AND CROOKS AS I CALL THEM.....I WILL NOT SUPPORT THEM.....WHEN I WAS BROKE, WHEN I WAS WORKING THREE JOBS TO SUPPORT MY SONS, THEY WERENT THERE TO HELP ME......NEVER TAUGHT MY CHILDREN THIS AND TODAY ROBERT AND LIONEL ARE NOT INTO IT...IF YOU READ ROBERT HENRYS POST HE SAID WHEN HE WANTED HIS MOTOR BIKE FOR $300.00 MY MOTHER MADE ME EARN HALF THE PRICE OF IT BEFORE SHE WOULD BUY ANYTHING. AMEN, AMEN, AMEN...HE APPRECIATED IT MORE BECAUSE HIS MONEY WAS INTO THAT BIKE. MADE HIM MORE RESPONSIBLE. .MORE IMPORTANT TO SPEND TIME WITH CHILDREN AND GO PLACES LIKE THE SHORE, AMUSEMENT PARKS....COST MONEY AND I COULDNT AFFORD DAY TRIPS IN THE SUMMER WITH MY SONS IF I WAS PURCHASING DESIGNER CLOTHES ALL YEAR....WONT DO IT, DIDNT DO IT AND NOT DOING IT NOW.......IF YOU KNOW WHERE TO SHOP DESIGNER CLOTHES ARE IN THE GOODWILL STORE......YES INDIVDIUALS IN MAPLE SHADE, MEDFORD, MARLTON, MOORESTOWN BRING BEAUTIFUL CLOTHES TO THE GOODWILL STORE ON ROUTE 38 IN MOORESTOWN.......THESE ARE OUR RICH AREAS IN SOUTH JERSEY. GOOD THING THESE STORES WERENT AROUND WHEN MY CHILDREN WERE YOUNG.....LOL LOL LOL YES ROBERT HENRY AND LIONEL HENRY THIS IS YOUR MOTHER TALKING ABOUT BUYING FOR YOU.....LOL LOL LOL HAVE A FANTASTIC DAY AND PLEASE ENOY THE SMILE FOR THE DAY. A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word fascinate in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, My family went to my granddads farm, And we all saw his pet sheep It was fascinating. The teacher said, That was good, but I wanted you to use the word fascinate, not fascinating. Sally raised her hand. She said, My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated. The teacher said, Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word fascinate. Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word fascinate, so she called on him. Johnny said, My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her Tits are so big she can only fasten eight.
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