Gari reporting on nodding off...... Freddy Krueger targeting sleep-deprived worker OVERWORKED Britons are proving a rich hunting ground for vengeful spirit Freddy Krueger. Britain’s ‘long hours culture’ has enabled the disfigured, supernatural maniac to claim more victims by entering their dreams when they nod off at work. Krueger said: “Terrorising knackered office workers makes a nice change from American teenagers, which is a bit of a dead end anyway because there’s always a feisty one who works out how to defeat me “Yesterday I murdered a data entry drone called David Stopford by going into his dreams, shrinking him to a tiny size, putting him in a data field in spreadsheets, and closing the file without saving, oh it made me giggle “Tomorrow I’ve got my eye on a colleague of his called Sarah Mills. She does a three-hour commute back and too from work on top of a ten hour day after downing two bottles of prosecco the night before, so I think I’ll cook her in an oven with a Turkish leftover takeaway when she gets home and falls asleep in front of the Bake Off.”
Posted on: Thu, 04 Sep 2014 08:31:15 +0000
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