George Osbourne tonight announced the new wide ranging powers in the event of a no vote, these include: Permission to ride their bikes using no hands The CHOICE of red or brown sauce on their square sausage rolls. Powers to vary the amount of sugar taken in their cups of tea between one and three teaspoonfuls. Permission to call Andy Murray Scottish even when he wins. In announcing the new powers the inept toffee nose buffoon said we understand what the people of Scotland really want and these powers devolve the important issues. Nicola Sturgeon was unavailable for comment as she was still traumatised by standing very close to Johann Lamont on the BBC this morning.
Posted on: Mon, 08 Sep 2014 19:31:03 +0000
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