Gf: honey can you help with the garden? Bf: do I look like a gardener?! Gf: babe the toilet is broken.. Bf: do I look like a plumber? (Later the bf went out to eat, and when he came back everything was fixed) Bf: you fixed everything? Gf: no, the next door neighbors son did, he told me I had to make him a burger or sleep with him. Bf: you made him the burger right? Gf: Do I look like a Burger king?!
Posted on: Sun, 20 Apr 2014 14:37:40 +0000
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