Good ebening Ponee Nation! I knew da interloper, I mean mah new hissy sister be nuffin butts trouble! She habs to get a deworming medicine eberyday! Dat means she habs gurl kitteh cooties! I knew she was cootilicious! In Otis news, da medicines da vet gabs da 2 leggers for his crooked head/dilated eye/ neuro issue isnt helping. Da only 2 options da 2 leggers habs is spend A LOT ob $ on an MRI/CAT SCAN fingy to see iffin Otis habs a bwain tumor or some spinal fingy. Da 2nd option is let him continue doing hims fing since he isnt in pain & he is just as happy go lucky as usual. Da neuro violator dude said iffin it be a bwain tumor der not much dem can do wiff dat. Mom & Dad be so perplexed by dis whole fing, especially since Mom just lost her job. Dem trying to see iffin dem can swing da bwain scans via credit cards or not. Dat be some heavy stuffs. I trying to keep eberyones minds off ob all dat though. Mom said I been being an A-hole lately & totally not amusing. I fink I am living the divine comedy BOL! I tried to eat da interloper ( I mean mah hissy sister), I knocked Mom ober & den sat on her b/c I knew her back be messed up so once I had her down she was not getting back up. I also tornado ob doomed her in da middle ob a tunder-storm at 3 AM yesterday morning. Hey I cant help dat da mud was perfect, da rain was perfect & well da lightening was a nice added effect to mah tornado ob doom. I fink it be her fault for letting me outside in a tunder-storm. OK FINE! So she kepts saying cant you hold it Ponee & I kept barking until she let me out. Hmpf! Wiff dat, I must be off to plot my next act of Ponee A-holeness. Deuces from da top od a stormy/flooded/muddy Mt. Ponee!
Posted on: Wed, 08 Oct 2014 23:52:08 +0000
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