Good morning friends, (and foes?), So I think its about time I pay a visit to some of you fine folks on the West Coast! Yeah… But all for good reasons… ;-) So be that as it may, I need to see my mama MIss Peggy Jean in Redding first. Then of course head down to Loomis, South Loomis etc. BTW, isnt there also a massage parlor? WEEEEEEE! And of course Citrus Heights, cuz I think my lil Holliekins also lives there! And of course Roseville, etc. etc. Then a couple N.A. meetings, and an ACME SHRINK too! (kidding! Cuz I dont want to run into AVB!) AnyWHO, for those of you that would like to meet up with me, I would love that! Just dont cut my throat! And please know that you are all welcome to reach me on my cell at 703 300 7677. ;-) Furthmore, I just might take up Miss Rosemary and Kims generous offer as they have generously offered to throw me a BBQ and dance! I cannot dance like I once did with Miss Laura Gray, who was class of 80, respectfully You remember, the fag and the older woman! OUCH! lol.. (just sayn ) THAT WAS NOT NICE BTD! LAURA GRAY WAS AND STILL IS STRAIGHT!) Anway for those of you that forgot, we also took 3rd place in the Oakmont/Jokemont city wide talent show. And then 3rd place again, RIGGED! POOR US AND SUSAN LUCCI! in the California Highschool Disco Dance Championships! But fear not my mighty warriors and Divas as I can no longer dance like I once did! But you should see me CLOG! Especially to, HERE I GO AGAIN ON MY OWN by White Snake! I will also take specail requests, while providing all of you with a free bag of throws! Well just incase AVB decides to cut in (OR CUT ME) and perform her stunning yet CURIOUSLY BIZZARE coffee table dance! GET OF THE COFFE TABLE ANN! KITTENS PILLOW PALACE CALLED IN SOUTH LOOMIS! THEY WANT THEIR FOG MACHINE AND BOAS BACK! AND YOU ALSO NEED TO SETTLE YOUR TAB(s) TOO! HEHEH! Oh man! Now talk about YOUTUBE or TRIPLE XTUBE moment! I just hope Big Mike S. does not join her! Or we will have too rienforce the cofee table with steal barbs! Its like HULK meets BAMBIE BUBBLE GUMS… CHEW ON THIS DADDY! AND DONT FORGET TO TIP ME YA SHADEY BASSSTAD! So I am planning my trip, (minus acid) sometime in the early spring! I truly am! And one last ditty for you all! I am proud to annonce that I am NOW engaged to Paula Anderson Westeren AND the tawdry vixen, Miss Ann Vigil-Butterworth! So why two beautiful women you might ask? Well simple! I am going to uphold my Mormon background, while also making my Mama a very happy and SHOCKED woman! YES I AM! But with only two brides! AS YOU CAN BET THOSE TWO elegant hometown girls will where me OUT before they even cut off my latex tux with their jagged box cutting knives, and/or teeth as they strategiaclly where out this old goat! Okay, now I am getting creepy! Hey I could have also included Ronald Gwaltney! But hes got his sites set on either my Mother or Elisa Rutledge, or Mrs Roy if she was still with us! May that wonderful lady R.I.P. xoxo WHO COULD ALSO WALK IN 6 HEELS 24/7! Hell, she jogged and took bubble baths in them too! BTW, My ZANY mother is giving AVB and MISS PAULA forty acres of land and a mule as their dowery! So go figure as I finally get her uhhhmmmm PRICELESS AVON BOTTLE? IF YA PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT FUNNY BUNNY, YOULL BE RICHER THAN OPRAH! sure mom… I very much look forward to seeing all of you! And good health and happiness to you, your family, your friends, and of course your pets. See ya in the Spring! Big hugs! Brent Troy David
Posted on: Fri, 28 Mar 2014 14:40:35 +0000
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