HOW ONE CAN USE THE BIBLE TO SEDUCE A WOMAN BOY: Do you have a boyfriend? GIRL: Nope, I don’t have one. BOY: Gen 2:18 “The lord God said, it is not good for a man to be alone, I will make a helper suitable for him GIRL: “But I don’t love you BOY: 1 John 4:8 whoever does not love, does not know God, because God is love. GIRL: & how do I know you mean those words? BOY: Mathew 12:34 for out of the abundance of the hearth mouth speaks. GIRL: But how can I be sure that you’re loyal& honest? BOY: Mark 13:31 “heaven & earth will pass away but my words will never pass away GIRL: But why me? There are a lot of girls out there BOY: Proverbs 31:29 “Many women do noble things, but you surpass them all. GIRL: But what is in me that you like? BOY: Songs of Solomon 4:7 “you are altogether beautiful, my darling there is no flaw in you” GIRL: But I’m not all that beautiful you’re exaggerating BOY: Proverbs 31:30 “charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised GIRL: What happens if I say yes. BOY: Genesis 2:24 “Therefore man shall leave his father and his mother & they shall become one flesh GIRL: How come you know the scriptures this much BOY: Joshua 1;8 This book of law shall not depart from your mouth but you shall meditate on it day & night so that you may be careful to do all that is written in it. For then you make your way prosperous and you will have good success” GIRL: Woow! I can see you really love God BOY: Psalm 34:8 oh, taste and see that lord is good! Blessed is the man who takes refuge in him. GIRL: mmm. Ok please give time to think about it BOY: Philippians 4:8 “finally brethren, whatever is true, whatever honourable, whatever is just, whatever is commendable, if there is any excellence, if there is anything worthy of praise think about this thing GIRL: oww!! I love you already BOY: Revelation 22:21 “Amen” GIRL: please marry me now
Posted on: Sat, 02 Aug 2014 12:12:46 +0000