HOW TO MESS IN PUBLIC & STIL RETAIN UR IMAGE. To mess for public dey sweet but if dem catch u, no be small embarasment o! Just follow dis guidelines & u are on ur way to being a star in dis noble profession. 1. Wen u enter a hall, check d wind direction,if na closed hall wit air condition or fan,beta 4 u. Maximum impact. 2. Make sure say u sidon face d wind direction.... 3. Make sure say u get enof leg space. U go soon knw why! 4. Form ajebo by crossin ur legs every now&then. 5. U don ready 2 execute, try hold am until time wey d hall dey noisy in case ur mess na d type wey dey sound like AK47. 6. Now carefuly cross ur leg, right over left. 7. Elevate d right yansh. 8. Release small (sound check) 9. If no sound, allow make d mess flow steady. 10. Allow time 4 proper circulation. NOTE: 1. Make sure say no be u be d first person to complain. 2. Wen pple begin dey shout Jesus who do dis wan. E no go better for d person wey do diskind thin, simply ask why som persons no fit respect demselves 4 public places?na wa o 3. No shout pass odas if not u go become suspect. 4. Take style disengage from d area, relocate to another zone and repeat d exercise! Trust me,u will go places wit dis profession.d world must hear of u more dan Micheal Jackson. #Mawnin
Posted on: Wed, 16 Jul 2014 09:40:19 +0000