Had one of those, Thought I saw a spider moments this morning. You know, where you Jump up doing the hotfoot dance, slap areas of your body like a mad monkey...and piddle a little, only to find out it was a piece of fuzz...moments. I had a full team for this routine a few years ago after my sons wedding in Hawaii. I wanted to look extra special for the event so I bought some false eyelashes. Well as anyone who has ever tried to apply those darn things, you need the skill of a neurosurgeon ! So both myself and my daughter, tried, gave up, and yanked them off. So after the wedding I, and most of the wedding party, are sitting around enjoying a sacred Hawaiian sunset. Suddenly I noticed the BIGGEST black spider on my leg ! (You know where I am going with this?) I jumped up screaming,Spider !!! That triggered a chorus line response from everyone else, who in turn jumped up, swatting at their dresses ! .......it was one of the false eyelashes....... Yes, I did that...
Posted on: Tue, 16 Dec 2014 13:51:22 +0000