Happy Birthday Conrad Black There’s an aging ex-con known as Black Once for theft he displayed quite a knack He was tried and convicted And rightly depicted As having an ethical lack He was always as sharp as a tack From the time he first fondled his sac To the time he was jailed When his barristers failed In their efforts to cut him some slack His investors were blowing their stack And they wanted to give him a thwack When he pilfered their cash For his own private stash Like Saddam used to do in Iraq While in prison he launched an attack On the system that gave him a whack As he sat in his cell Eating clams from a shell With Ritz Crackers and cheese for a snack Conrad served all his time, now he’s back With his wife and her bounteous rack Which he’s keen to caress When she takes off her dress To envelop his meat with her crack
Posted on: Sat, 24 Aug 2013 20:25:53 +0000
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