Having reached the home,in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, Its the pharmacist - he insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. Immediately the husband drove downtown to accost the druggist and demand an apology. But before he could say more than a word or two, the pharmacist told him, Now, just a minute!Listen to my side of it. This morning the alarm failed to ring, so I was late getting up. I went without breakfast and hurried out to the car, but Ill be damned if I didnt lock the house with both house and car keys inside. I had to break a window to get my keys. Driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Then, about three blocks from the store I had a flat tire. When I finally got to the store there was a bunch of angry people waiting for me to open up. I got the store opened and started serving these people.Suddenly the darn phone started ringingбыщ I cuoldnt concentrate on my job. Then I had to break a roll of nickels against the cash register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor. I got down on my hands and knees to pick up the nickels - the phone is still ringing - when I was coming up I cracked my head against the open cash drawer, which made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on it, and half of them hit the floor and broke. The phone is still ringing with no let up, and I finally got back to answer it. It was your wife and she wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer. Well, Mister, I JUST TOLD HER!. #NaijJokes #MyNaij
Posted on: Tue, 27 May 2014 17:22:57 +0000
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