Heres some of my fave I wasnt that drunk jokes hope you like :) I wasnt that drunk You saw a ginger girl eating blueberries and screamed No Foxface! Not the berries! You ran into Walmart and when you heard someone talking on the intercom, you fell to your knees and said, God has spoken! You grabbed my parakeet, threw it at my sisters piggy bank and yelled, ANGRY BIRDS!!!!! You told me to give you a ride home and the part was at your house You asked your girlfriend if she was single You gave a midget a mushroom and yelled GROW MARIO GROW!!! You were cutting open pineapples and yelling, SPONGEBOB I KNOW YOURE IN THERE!!!!! You were screaming into my closet WHERE IS NARNIA?!? You walked up to a semi- truck and whispered I know your secret..... Optimus Prime You were splashing around in the sink screaming Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming You were in my pool screaming WHERE IS NEMO?!?! You saw a midget, and tried to give him a sock. When he ran away you screamed DOBBY!! STOP! I AM YOUR SAVIOR!! and ran after him You picked up my hamster and said I choose you! Go pikachu! You were trying to swim in mud and said IM IN WILLY WONKAS CHOCOLATE RIVER!!! You spent 2 hours trying to drown my goldfish You kept shouting NEVER!! at my sisters Justin Beiber posters You asked my mom is she was a virgin You pushed your girlfriend into my pool and shouted BE FREE ARIEL!!! You tried to throw a squirrel in my pool and shouted BIKINI BOTTOM NEEDS YOU SANDY!! You kept asking my cat why he killed Mufasa You ran into a brick wall screaming HOGWARTS HERE I COME!! You grabbed a sponge from my kitchen and begged it to tell you the krabby patty secret formula It was raining and you fell in a puddle and screamed HELP IM DROWNING!! You held my cat in the air saying Simba!! You hugged an old man and said Dumbledore! Youre alive! When I drove you home last night you were in the back seat pretending to steer with a paper plate At a point I convinced you to bite your own nose and you spent an hour rolling around on the floor screaming ITS GETTING AWAY!!! You ran up to a tree and said LOOK HOW BIG THIS PIECE OF BROCOLI IS!!! You took out a kitchen knife had Kelley throw fruit at you and yelled I AM THE ULTIMATE FRUIT NINJA!! You took my cat put it in a pillow and started singing ITS A PILLOW ITS A PET ITS A PILLOW PET!!! You preached at a Barbie dolls wedding You congratulated a potato for getting a part in Toy Story You were telling yo mama jokes to orphans You were arguing with yourself over the phone and got upset when you hung up You got my parents replica of the efile tower stood on top of it and screamed I AM KING KONG!!!! You put your phone on airplane mode and kept throwing it up into the air screaming WHY WONT YOU FLY?!?! You put your new apple IPhone in the blender because you wanted a smoothie You got in a fist fight with Amy about her being on Team Jacob and then showed us your copies of the twilight books When I drove you home you yelled SWERVE SWERVE!! when you saw the tree air freshner You saw my sisters 1D poster and screamed THE BRITISH ARE COMING THE BRITISH ARE COMING!!!!! You picked up a ginger kid and yelled ELMO WHERE IS YOUR GOLDFISH?!?! Your cell phone vibrated and you hid under a table screaming EARTHQUAKE!!!!! You glued a pop tart to my cat and threw it out of a window screaming NYAN CAT FLY!!!! You covered yourself in glitter and screamed I AM EDWARD CULLEN! You took my hat and muttered Not Slytherin You picked up a little Hispanic girl and yelled DORA I NEED YOUR MAP TO GET HOME!! and the party was at your house You jumped off the counter screaming I BELIEVE I CAN FLY! You stood on the edge of a cliff singing Im on the edge of glory
Posted on: Thu, 17 Jul 2014 22:27:37 +0000
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