Hewwwoow an good mowrnink!!! My mum wazz inna pickle lazz night - TopicsExpress



          

Hewwwoow an good mowrnink!!! My mum wazz inna pickle lazz night an she wood like yoor hopinion, or mebbe yoor hoominz hopinion, onnit pleez: We recentlee mobed to a billage not fawr fwrom Aberdeen. Dere iz lots ob windy an uppy downee countree laynes, an my mum waz dwrivin on wan ob dose. Now she admits to bein ay speed murchent on der motorway somtimes, but she izza cawreful dwriver eberywhere else. So she waz on dis countree lane, juz wide enuff to pass a car, but no road markins, yoo know der type.. uppee downee, leftee rightee... she waz doin 40 miles when der speed limit was 60. She waz feelin ok until she checked der back mirror an noticed ay car right behind hur... so close dat she cood not eben see him in der side mirror... so she got inna flap, az she somtaimz dus an speeded hup. Next she has my dad shoutin at hur to slow down, eben slower dann der 40 she waz doin, coz she wood not possiblee beey able to bwrake in time ib somthing wood come round der corner fwrom der odder side... he uusd to beey ay dwrivin instwructor so spose he knows what hey iz sayin.. Here waz me sittin in der back wiv my ear flapz coberin my eyz, wondering what mum shood hab done: 1- stayed at der 40 mph she felt was comfortable 2- slowed down eben more az dad wanted 3- speeded up to soot der tailgater 4- slammed der brakes on an claim whiplash from der tailgater... Yoor votes pleez ;)
Posted on: Wed, 10 Jul 2013 09:26:09 +0000

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