How To Not Be A Dick. A list of things compiled by me, a dick. When crossing a crosswalk and a car is waiting to turn, speed up your walk or give them a head-nod to acknowledge you see them. (Just because you have the right of way, doesnt mean I wont honk and yell racial slurs with my windows up) Do not try to top someones story with a story of yours. (Cool, you studied abroad, please tell me how much better the fruit is in Prague. Die) Never be a dick to a waiter or waitress, even if they suck, they have the power to wipe their balls on your quesadilla. Do not shoe-horn your political beliefs in an unrelated subject, (Ok, thats cute that you think Obama has killed more people than HItler but I was just talking about a water-skiing squirrel video I saw) Dont act like you kids are better than other kids, they arent, kids are stupid, they are supposed to be stupid, its your job to make em smart. Dont smoke a vape Dont brag about how good, smart, strong, funny, artistic..whatever, if youre good at something, people will tell you. Dont be me Never say Blessed Dont be an elitist. Ok, you shop at Whole Foods and drive a Prius, do you do anything to help others or do you just stare at yourself in the mirror while doing yoga? Adopt an animal instead of shooting one for sport. We are all guilty of some of these, I am just lazy, dont wanna get off my couch and I cancelled my cable.
Posted on: Sun, 27 Jul 2014 19:43:50 +0000
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