How the sdf Administration Changes a Light Bulb How many members of the sdf administration does it take to change a light bulb? 1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed; 2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed; 3. One to blame someone for burning out the light bulb; 4. One to arrange for it by stealing from another place. 5. One to give a crore rupees no-bid contract to kamlesh for the new light bulb; 6. One to arrange a photograph of another dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner: Light Bulb Change Accomplished; 7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how they were literally in the dark; 8. One to viciously smear the one who resigned 9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how their administration had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along; 10. And finally one to confess to the people of sikkim the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the state.
Posted on: Wed, 26 Mar 2014 11:57:10 +0000
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