How to be popular on Social Media as a Nigerian: 1. Make a valid post on Nigeria Socio-Cultural, Political and Economic question. Gullible Nigerians without suitable answer to your question would condemn your use of English. 2. Provide answer to the question you have raised. Gullible Nigerians will claim you have been paid. 3. Address in your answer the natural nature of things in Nigeria –OPC, MASSOB, MEND, Boko Haram and suggested Nigerians embrace their diverse nature. Gullible Nigerians will label you a tribalist. 4. Concentrate on shared principles with past historical predispositions to explain your answer –for instance, pointing out that those who have held political power in time past and have shown to be unreliable with power should take the reverse seat in the scheme of things in 2015. Gullible Nigerians will allege you are working for the presidency. 5. Go extra mile to depict the implication of your answer on the Socio-Cultural, Political and Economic well-being of Nigeria and Nigerians. Gullible Nigerians will describe you as insane. 6. Give a scenario of how the implication of your answer would affect a particular ethnic group more than the others. Gullible Nigerians will slander your personality. 7. Say the same answer at all times in a variety of ways. Gullible Nigerians with send you death threats. At this stage, you would have become a popular Nigerian on Social Media. I write from experience. Many Nigerians are gullible. And politicians all over the world love parochial citizens.
Posted on: Fri, 02 Aug 2013 15:23:53 +0000
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