Hwindi Definition of a Hwindi : HWINDI is slang for Zimbabwean tour or bus conductor gifted with the special skills of obscene speech and the ability to hang from the open door of a speeding commuter omnibus with one hand. He can make u raise ur hands whether u like it or not (Thats if u have a coin) Hwindis are amazing people. Think about it. Which other job or industry can boast of such a large collection of similarly talented people? Which other industry can boast such a large number of single-minded, one track, and jovial,tireless, selfish employees? Hands-up all those who love their jobs more than hwindis love theirs.Thought as much. What makes a hwindi tick?The average hwindi: Has the amazing ability to collect money from 18 people and remember how much change to give each person.Can calculate change at amazingly high speeds. Becomes a law unto himself when grouped with two or mo! re of his kind. Gets thoroughly excited by girls in short skirts and pretends to be annoyed by this as an excuse to rip off offendinggarment. Has amazing amounts of energy and can leap on and off a commuter omnibus from dawn to dusk without a break. Is blessed with exceptional vocal cords and can scream:Mbare! Neshinari , Coppa-Cabana Tonaz! all day long without developing any hoarseness. If you sit nearthe door of a commuter he will generously raise his arms as he receives money or gives change and lets you sniff that part of his anatomy Vocabulary consists of the most vulgar words you can think of - and many that you cant. There is no limit to his imagination when it comes to being obscene.He will constantly astound you with the number of obscene words he can belt out without any provocation. Has the long-term ambition of becoming a commuter omnibus driver.
Posted on: Mon, 02 Dec 2013 14:08:03 +0000
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