I Almost Made It by Remy the Poop-Roller. It is day 14 since I last rolled in something very, very bad. Its a warm Sydney morning, and my human takes my fur brother and I to the dog beach. My fur brother is obsessed with playing fetch. He is little, but he swims fast! I always wait by the shore for him to swim all the way out to the ball and swim all the way back with the ball... Then I swoop in! I grab the ball from him and bring it to my human, who says, Thats cheating, Remy! But she gives me a treat each time anyway! Anyhow, my human does not allow me to play fetch in deep water anymore because I am a clumsy klutz. The last time she let me fetch, I did not breathe in through my nose when I swam back with the toy, and ended up ingesting sea water through my mouth, and breathed the water into my lungs. I ended up at the emergency vet for 2 nights in an oxygen cage. That was ONE time a LONG time ago, but my human just cant let it go. Anyhow, my human gives me a quick rinse when we get home from the beach to get the sand off. She says no pigs ear because its not a real bath. So... When afternoon comes and we go for our afternoon walk at our usual park... I GAVE HER A GOOD REASON TO GIVE ME MY PIGS EAR! Some nice poo in the bushes by the sports field... My human says I am the devil and gives me devil horns during the bath, but I think I look more like a sorry goat here. It is warm in Sydney, but we have been seeing pictures of snow where the other Brittanies are, so my towel of shame is a trapper hat (is that what its called?). And I got my pigs ear. Smell ya later!
Posted on: Sat, 29 Nov 2014 11:33:45 +0000
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