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I ONLY FUNCTION BY CONTRADICTION. Im a germaphobe with an unimaginably disgusting room. I dont like to be touched, and shove myself through a crowd of 12 million people. Those closest know the distance to keep away from me when the old grizzly stirs awake. I am prolific at the art of nothing. I am a parade of one man with a kazoo after the 12th shot in an hour with stares of disbelief and my friend says, I dont know how you do it. I clear my throat, Neither do I.
Posted on: Wed, 10 Sep 2014 21:02:48 +0000

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