I RECENTLY SAW THE MOVIE AGAIN HOW TO LOSE A MAN IN 10 DAYS! I LOVED KATE HUDSON AND MATTHEW MCCONHUEY, CHECK SPELLING NAME? SO AS A FEMINIST AND INDEPENDENT FEMALE I THOUGHT I WOULD DO MY OWN SPIN ON RELATIONSHIP EXPERTISE IN HOPES SOMEONE FROM HOLLYWOOD WILL READ THIS AND MAYBE DO A MOVIE SIMILAR! MINE IS HOW TO LOSE A WOMAN IN 10 EASY STEPS OR 2 YEARS AND LESS 1) HIJACK THEIR LIFE AND EVERY ASPECT OF IT, THEIR PRIVATE SECRETS AND THEN SHARE THEM WITH OTHERS SO IT BECOMES A REAL PARTY LAUGH AT HER EXPENSE! IF YOU CAN SOMEHOW MANAGE TO VIDEO TAPE HER IN PRIVATE AND THEN TELL OTHERS ABOUT WHAT SHE DOES IN HER OWN HOME, THAT GETS EXTRA BONUS POINTS, NOW HERE IS THE BIG BONUS WINNER. IF YOU ARE FAMOUS AND GET SOMEONE TO RECORD A SONG AND DO IT ON LIVE T.V. WOW!!! YOU HIT THE JACKPOT! 2) IT HELPS IF YOU THINK LIKE RUPERT HACKS INTO DEAD CHILDREN CELL PHONES MURDOCH AND YOU ARE POWERFUL AND HAVE THE MEANS TO HACK INTO THE WOMANS DEVICES TO FIND OUT EVERY DETAIL OF THEIR LIFE. NOTHING SAYS LOVE, COMMITMENT AND TRUST LIKE THAT FIRST STEP! OF COURSE YOU DO NOT ALLOW THE SAME FOR THE WOMAN, SHE HAS NO ACCESS TO CONTACT YOU, BUT IF SHE IS LUCKY AND ALL THE OTHER FAIR MAIDENS ARE TAKEN CARE OF SHE MAY GET A DR. DARKNESS SONG HACKED INTO THE DEVICE! 3) PLAY MULTIPLE PRANKS ON HER IN PUBLIC SO SHE FEELS LIKE SHE IS GOING CRAZY AND AGAIN EXTRA POINTS IF YOU SHARE IT WITH OTHERS SO EVERYBODY GETS A LAUGH AT HER EXPENSE AND SAYS HOW STUPID SHE IS AND THEN THEY CAN BE IN ON IT TOO, EXCEPT HER FOR THE FIRST LIKE I DONT KNOW 3 YEARS???? 4) MAKE SURE YOU POST PHOTOS OF OLD GIRLFRIENDS IN BIKINIS SO SHE SEES IT AND THEN SOMEHOW AGAIN, IF YOU CAN PRETEND TO BE SOMEONE ELSE AND TELL HER YOU THAT GUY ONLY DATES SKINNY MODELS, AND WOULD YOU REALLY EXPECT HIM TO DATE YOU? OR ANOTHER REAL MATURE FUNNY THING IS IF YOU POST A PHOTO OF A BLANK POSTER BOARD AND SAY THIS IS HOW MANY GUYS WANT TO DATE YOU, BUT OF COURSE THIS MUST BE DONE WITH HIS MEAN GIRL POSSE! AGAIN EXTRA BONUS POINTS SO YOU CAN REALLY GIVE THE EMBARRASSING, HUMILIATION FACTOR TURNED UP! 5) OH THIS IS A SURE WAY TO GET RID OF ANY PESKY FEMALE. WHEN SHE WANTS TO GO HAVE FUN, MAKE SURE YOU HAVE SOMEONE FOLLOW HER OR DERAILS THE PLANS SO SHE IS LATE FOR WHAT IT WAS SHE WANTED TO DO AND THEN WHEN SHE ARRIVES SHE IS SO LATE WHOEVER SHE WAS SUPPOSE TO SEE IS SO PISSED OFF HE CUSSES HER OUT SO SHE ENDS UP LEAVING THE EVENT AGAIN AT THE HANDS OF AN EMOTIONALLY ABUSER AND FAILS TO HAVE THE FUN SHE WANTED OR NEEDED. 6) MAKE SURE YOU COMMUNICATE OR FLIRT ALMOST DAILY WITH OTHER FEMALES, OR OLD FLAMES AND KNOW SHE IS WATCHING TO REALLY GET THE FULL EFFECT OF LETTING HER KNOW WHAT SHE MEANS TO YOU! 7) MAKE SURE YOUBUILD HER UP AND THEN WAIT A YEAR AND HALF TO BREAK HER DOWN, BIT BY BIT. DID I ALREADY STATE THE MAKING HER FEEL SHE IS CRAZY AND DOESNT FIT THE STANDARDS OF WHAT THE GUY IS LOOKING FOR? OR MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A FAIL SAFE EXCUSE LIKE SHE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CRAZY! THIS WAY IT ALLOWS YOU TO SAVE FACE AND ALL THE OTHER FAIR MAIDENS WILL SAY WHAT A BULLET YOU DODGED! 8) TALK ABOUT YOUR IDEAL WOMAN, THOSE NO HUMAN MUCH LESS A REAL WOMAN COULD EVER BE OR BECOME! 9) MAKE SURE YOU FLAUNT AND SURROUND YOURSELF WITH BEAUTIFUL WOMEN WHENEVER YOU ARE OUT, THAT IS THE TIMES YOU WILL GET PHOTOGRAPHED. TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU LOVE AND RESPECT WOMEN TOO! THAT ALWAYS MAKES OTHER FEMALES LIKE YOU AND MAKES YOU SEEM IRRESITABLE! COURSE I SUSPECT THIS TYPE OF MALE LOVES THE FEEL OF WOMEN AND HOW THEY MAKE HIM FEEL OPPOSED TO ACTUALLY LOVING WOMEN! 10) COURSE WE FEMALES LOVE WHEN THIS TYPE OF GUY SAYS HOW HE HASNT FOUND THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE, OR MET HER YET..NOW THIS IS WHERE YOU GET THE TRI-FECTA, TIME IT TO HAPPEN NEAR A HOLIDAY AND YOU HAVE REALLY LOST THIS WOMAN, WHICH WAS THE PLAN FROM THE BEGINNING OR YOU WOULD NEVER HAVE HAD HER WAIT ALONE, ISOLATED FROM OTHERS, OR OUT OF YOUR CONTROL! I HOPE THAT HELPS ALL YOU RED-BLOODED AMERICANS WHO NEED TO GET RID FO THOSE PESKY FEMALE VARMITS! THOSE WHO STALK YOU AND MAKE YOUR LIFE SO MISERABLE AND ALL!
Posted on: Wed, 04 Dec 2013 16:53:06 +0000
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