I am the very model of an engineering graduate; I work with systems and with problems both of nature delicate; I’ve studied properties of things in motion for the hell of it, Regurgitating answers to insure that my degree I’ll get; I’ve studied chemistry and learned the formulas of saturate Solutions in normality in labs that are immaculate, And programmed huge machines with large routines I’ve written just so that Infrequently will I encounter problems that I can’t attack; I’m very good at systems both in digital and analogue; Have studied great philosophers; can quote to you their dialogue; I’ll work all day and never quit, that is if I can manage it; I am the very model of an engineering graduate. I use my Hewlett-Packard for the answers found in calculus, And problems most encountered in numerical analysis; It calculates proportions used in heart and lung dialysis; Eventually I’ll work for them and move to where Corvallis is. My interests are much greater than my friends and colleagues might believe; I’ve worked with magic and performed illusions written to deceive; In elementary schools I’ll work with children who do not receive The help and dedication they require so they might achieve. My years of work and study have allowed me to become involved In engineering problems that have only partially been solved. My grades, however, are the pits, and I don’t really give a s---, That’s why I am the model of an engineering graduate.
Posted on: Sun, 16 Mar 2014 00:13:46 +0000
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