I felt uneasy as I tried to balance the makeshift log/canoe bridging the gap from one side of the river to the other. My father outweighing me by approximately 100 pounds, is my passenger. Now in the middle of the channel, he has seemed to have lost all basic motor skills. Flailing like some sort of wild beast, I know imminent wetness is near. As I yell at him to try to make him like Fonzy, his back and forth, rock the boat motion is increasing exponentially. The time has come, he is plummeting back first into the water, his hand firmly grasped upon my t-shirt. I try to take a page out of Mr.Miyagis book and wax off his hand, but it is too late. I feel the water surging threw my body, seeping into my once dry clothes, and into all the possessions in my pockets. Like a cat, I jump out of the water as quickly as possible onto dry land. I empty my pockets and hope for the best. I hope you like my story, but yeah so baaaaasiclly, all im saying is that my phone is no more, water got the best of it. Never get too attached to electronics you can always buy another one. As shitty as it is to lose my phone, having my dad fall backwards into the water, and pull me in with him, was one of the funnest things ive probably ever see him do. Well worth it LOVE your family ! See yall in Whistler. PEACE.
Posted on: Wed, 20 Aug 2014 03:51:35 +0000
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