I have been dealing with Clear internet for two hours this morning. I was frustrated and my ridiculous Jersey accent came out, after being hung up on, I finally turned on the southern charm, as well as a sweet southern accent. I spoke to a lovely man, Kyle, who ate the southern accent up. [in southern accent:] "Hey Kyle, I just want to tell you that I have been on the phone for two this morning, and I am as mad as a gator without teeth. Now Kyle, the previous gentleman set me up with the south tower, and you know, I love the south tower, perhaps that was the problem the entire time, I was connected to the north tower... But Kyle!! Even with the south tower I am not getting any internet, maybe God is telling me to not use the internet today, and to do church things, because the south tower should not fail me. Now, every time I connect, I am linked to "Zombieland", that was my ex-boyrfriends name for this, you know a good Christian woman would never do that. Have you seen the movie, shug? Oh. Well Kyle, you need to see the movie, but it is a little too violent to watch alone, hun." Kyle ended up helping me, obviously with internet connection. I was connected to the manager, by request, without breaking character told on Richard who hung up on me, which ultimately mad me "mad as a hornet", and praised Kyle for all his amazing work. When dealing with companies, the southern accent it is.
Posted on: Thu, 06 Jun 2013 15:32:32 +0000
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