I have been singing the song “Rocky Mountain High” all day and looking forward to watching all the commercials during the Super Bowl! I can’t begin to understand why people are relating legalized marijuana in Colorado as well as Seattle to a football game, but rumor has it that there is a possibility that Jimmy Buffet, Willy Nelson, or maybe Snoop Dog will sing the National Anthem this year. Maybe Madonna will sing along. My neighbor wanted to have a Super Bowl Party but she can’t find any football donuts. The munchies are a given when organizing a get together and because laughing is supposed to be the best medicine, we all hope to see the Bronco’s smiling faces and some high-spiritedness with the Seahawks as well. What better occasion to have everyone’s favorite brownies, chocolate chip cookies, chips, and lots of cold milk? Our neighbor says, “This sounds like a great time to turn on the lava lamp, burn some incense, and chill out!” She also heard the Seahawks spent their first week of training studying the Miranda Rights simply because they called a drug ring a huddle. She always checks the weather and she told us there are no tornadoes expected to touchdown, as well as no touchdowns from Seattle. She asked her kids, friends, and neighbors if they were Bronco fans and who they were cheering for? Almost everybody said Denver except for the “know it all” next door to her. Then our neighbor questioned why her neighbor was a Seahawk backer knowing well, it was because she liked the Bronco’s. Obviously, our neighbor’s neighbor is not invited to the party. She went ahead and told her she didn’t have to be such a radical conformist but she simply wondered why the “Seahawks?” She said something ridiculous like she was from Seattle and her family had always been Seahawks Fans. Although shocked, our neighbor tried to be sympathetic but couldn’t help raising her voice when she probed “What if your family were ludicrous and preposterous, what would you be then?” She said “she guessed a Denver fan.” She always tries to be a good neighbor however we all have our limit! She is a loyal Denver fan, and there is not much she wouldn’t do to show her dedication. After all she is throwing this super-duper party, looking for football shaped donuts, and sharing her allegiance with an illogical moron neighbor. It was at that moment she couldn’t take it back, but she did it for the “Denver Broncos” yeah Broncos! She would walk a mile, not eat all day, and eat lima beans that she hates, just for her team. She looked at her new surveyed fence and couldn’t help herself; as she scribbled orange and blue graffiti all over it, painted it like an end zone, and wrote “waiting for the final “kick off!” The other neighbor who is 87 years old then put up blue and silver goal posts and invited all her friends to a pole dancing course on Super Bowl Sunday. Our neighbor’s neighbor giggled hysterically and said, “The graffiti was beautiful, the grass looked greener, and we can kill two birds with one stoner by weeding out silly differences.” She went on to say, she advocates peace and love! The neighborhood is now having 87 year old Pole Dancers at the Super Bowl Party and they will be jamming to the song, “Listen to the Music’ by the Doobie Brothers. Hope to have a super duper good time for Super Bowl Sunday! Gayle
Posted on: Sat, 01 Feb 2014 19:39:12 +0000
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