I just don’t understand why some people neglect to add the butter to slices of peanut buttered toast. It’s fair to say (eponymically – is that a word?) that peanut butter already contains butter, so by spreading it on a slice of pre buttered toast would result in a very buttery morsel. However, to me it seems incredibly self-sabotaging to skimp on the initial buttering and make do with a breakfast that you know is substandard, that you know just doesn’t quite make the mark. (peanut butter = 0.5 peanut + 0.5 butter, butter = 1.0 butter, therefore butter + peanut butter = 1.5 butter) SO WHAT? where I come from breakfast is meant to be decadent; that initial energy hit, that initial over indulgence to start the day off on the right (fat) foot. To compromise is to already resign yourself to the bench of the losers before the battles even begun. SNAP OUT OF IT, gorge yourselves, take on the world, take over the world (it is your world), DON’T COMPROMISE ON BREAKFAST, eat toast with peanut butter and lather it up with as much additional butter as you can physically fit on your bread.
Posted on: Mon, 07 Jul 2014 09:17:16 +0000
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