I love you, Cal Ripken Jr, but you should not be allowed to speak on television. You overcompensate in such a way that makes you sound like you resent your time with dem Os, hon. I get it. Youre trying to cash in, just like you did when you signed on as a Lays spokesperson and gained more pounds than you have consecutive games, but the folks that elevated you to legend status, the people that watched in 1986, 1993 and 1999 feel disenfranchised. I suggest you leave the booth, fly back to Bawlmer County, sit in front of some AUCE ribs at the Corner Stable, and never ever ever speak again. Ever.
Posted on: Wed, 15 Oct 2014 02:13:30 +0000