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I thought I had time traveled back to the dark ages. I was meeting up my wife and daughter in Walmart and as I walked in my cell phone battery died. All of a sudden I was flung back to the time you couldnt just text someone to ask what isle they were in. Suddenly Walmart seemed so much bigger than before. Each isle felt like some kind of corn maze just wanting to twist me in the wrong direction. I started evaluating my options as I started feeling lightheaded from the stress. Do I run to the service desk and have them announce Would Angie Cunliffe please meet your party at the Service Desk, or would I just wander around aimlessly hoping to catch a glimpse of them in this overwhelming jungle of products. Suddenly I remembered her shopping pattern. Similar to the annual gazelles migration across the savannah, her shopping pattern never changes. I managed my way over to the makeup section and alas rounded a corner and found them. I was so relieved and of course expecting a greeting something appropriate like, Oh my goodness, you survived !, but only got a simple, Oh, Hey.. Almost like they didnt even realize the horrific scenario I just had to endure, but maybe I am overreacting....
Posted on: Sun, 14 Sep 2014 00:40:13 +0000

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