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I thought this joke was pretty funny. I heard it at the chamber of commerce coffee connection this morning, from a new friend at Northern TV & Vacuum. George W and Laura Bush are at the airport waiting for their plane. The President looks around and a few rows over, sees an older gentlemen in white flowing robes, long white hair, white beard and sandals. Laura, he says, Im sure that thats Moses waiting for the same plane. Ive got to say hi. Mr Moses, he calls out. No answer. Excuse me, Moses, sir, its President Bush, is like to have a word with you. Moses turns his back and looks away. Laura, Im confused. Im the President of the United States, and Moses wont even give me the time of day. Will you try to talk to him for me? Laura walks over. Excuse me, Moses? Yes, maam? Hi, Im Laura Bush and my husband, the President, George W Bush, would like to talk to you, and hes a little hurt that you wont even say hi. Would you speak with him? No, maam, I wont. Last time I talked to a bush, I ended up wandering in the desert for 40 years! ... Yes! Drum roll!
Posted on: Tue, 15 Oct 2013 18:03:27 +0000

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