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I usually dont get much attention from the other gender. But my fellow single ladies, lately Ive learnt apparently men like ladies that eat kebabs. Heres why... I was all alone eating my kebab when alas a stranger approached first enquiring about said kebab, then progressing to an introduction that would inevitably lead to some feeble pick up line attempt. So another day and another kebab another gentleman, yet this time falafel and tomato sauce smeared across my cheeks. This wonderful sight was not a deterrent. Today the kebab and I travelled up in an elevator. A different gentleman decides to comment on the fragrant kebab, hands me a number and states lets check out the Kebab place in Bronte sometime. Common denominator..a kebab. Yep single ladies theres the answer...just eat a kebab in public. That simple.
Posted on: Wed, 01 Oct 2014 05:05:00 +0000

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