I was enjoying a pastrami and cheese sandwich across from a picnic - TopicsExpress



          

I was enjoying a pastrami and cheese sandwich across from a picnic table where Steven Spielberg and Naomi Watts sat trying to pretend that they were not Steven Spielberg and Naomi Watts when this half flamingo/half ostrich monster flew out of the clouds to mostly kill me but to also rob me of my pastrami and cheese. Steven Spielberg did nothing while Naomi Watts lazily suggested that I just throw my french fries at it. Then there was lots of running and screaming and potato slinging when I Scooby-Dooed the mutant only to uncover that it was Jason Alexander underneath. And I was all, buy your own sandwich, fatty.
Posted on: Thu, 22 May 2014 14:24:44 +0000

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