I was returning my rental car to GSP on Saturday, coming down the - TopicsExpress



          

I was returning my rental car to GSP on Saturday, coming down the last straightaway when I saw a small dog racing down the road like he was miniature Affirmed. I stopped my car and he made a quick detour towards the woods. I pulled over, hopped out of the car and made my most concerted Usain Bolt effort to catch up. Needless to say, Jamaica would not have been so proud. As I reached the woods I was about ten yards off his heels but encountered briars that made a cheese grater jealous. I suffered a cut that required a nasty amount of Neosporin and a twisted ankle that would ground CJ Spiller. I did not catch Bentley, as he was more Ferrari than Bentley. Hope he fared well, I took a slow glimpse on my way back to the airport but no luck. Hopefully he is safe and chasing another triple crown somewhere...I will not, my owner will definitely retire me now.
Posted on: Mon, 24 Mar 2014 09:09:50 +0000

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