Id like to address a few things. tl;dr: DONT FALL DOWN STAIRS, KIDS, IT IS BAD FOR YOU. First, no, I have not broken both my ankles. I have sprained both my ankles, though, in falling down two flights of stairs; my right far more spectacularly than my left. Yes, Im on crutches. Secondly, no, I was not pushed down a flight of stairs, despite what anyone has said. No, I was not assassinated for my puns. No, nobody has yet attempted to assassinate me for my puns. No, I would not like to be assassinated for my puns. Please dont assassinate me for my puns. Thirdly, no, I have not broken or otherwise damaged my spine (beyond my overuse of laptops and resulting terrible posture). Those of you who saw my neck-brace are reminded that it was, in fact, just a zealous triage nurse. Thank you all for your best wishes. As repayment, this post contains no puns.
Posted on: Thu, 11 Sep 2014 08:06:10 +0000
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