Ideal ORKUT profile of a Software Engineer ================================ About me: I think I am changing the world, but I am not. I think I am contributing to the Indian economy, but I guess I am not. I think I love my work, but I do not. I think I hate all people who made me earn my engineering degree, and I do. I think I am living, but and most importantly, I am LOOKING for someone to make me live !! Ok...I wont be funny anymore. I am a cool guy with a zeal to enjoy life (For all those who know me--> Just stop laughing!!) Relationship status : what? Birthday : The day my PL is about to fire me. Age : 10111 1111 111 Here for: web browsing in company hours. Children : cant be (hey, dont get me wrong here!!) Ethnicity : Programmer. Languages I speak : Java, C/C++, 010101110101 Religion: I get holidays on all religious festivals, so I love all religions. Political view : the guy sitting beside me is a pig!! Humor : weekly.... Fashion: Ask my company HR. Btw, I like jeans, t-shirt and a cross-bag Smoking: The second greatest pleasure on the earth. Drinking : The first is this. Pets: Yeah, my PL looks like a dog. :-) Living: Cummon, this is a stupid one. How can this be asked to a software engineer? Believe me, I am living!! Hometown : My company (Oh God! Please bring my appraiser to this page) Webpage: naukri, jobsahead – Isnt it Ultimate??? Passions: searching for the cheapest pub around, cursing my company, looking for other company, remembering my good old college days, worrying about my future. Sports: quake, CS (Counter Strike), computer chess. Activities: Are you crazy? Books: How to lose weight in 20 days?, How to live a happy life?, 101 ways to attract a girl, Java Unleashed, C++ at your footsteps, Others censored Music: Metallica, Pink Floyd, Nirvana, ACDC, and anything depressing. Tv shows : cant afford one. Cuisines : Bread Butter, Maggi, anything available within 200 meteres of my cubicle ....
Posted on: Sun, 13 Jul 2014 12:14:48 +0000
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