If you step on a nail and bleed, you might be ‘Bota. If you step on a nail and BEND IT, youre ‘Paki! If you see the words Madam, Sir or Esq. after your folks name on an envelope, you might be an Ajebota... But, if people refer to your folks as either Iya-beji, Mama-baby, Mama-Chukwudi, or Baa Lamidi, you are NOT Ajebota! If you have your home periodically fumigated with scentless pest repellants so its virtually roach and termite free, you might be an Ajebota.... But, if your aim with either your Cortina or Skoll can nail a flying cockroach to the wall, youre an Ajepaki! If your folks carry wallets and purses, youre possibly an Ajebota. But if your Mom reaches into her bra to get money in the glaring eyes of the public, your Pakis level is 5! If you have a borehole installed in your compound for year round water supply, you might be an Ajebota. But if either you have a kanga irrigation system or the middle of your head is hairless due to having logged over 65,000miles from hauling pails of water, youre an Ajepaki! If after using the bathroom, you have an assorted barrage of scented toilet tissues to choose from, you just might be an Ajebota. But if you use water to tamba ya self, youre an Ajepaki! If you brush, rinse and floss, you just might be an Ajebota.... But if, after chewing your Pako,you can spit the pako-paste 40 yards, your pakiness is considered level 10! If you had underwear that had the elastic bands at the waistline, you could be an Ajebota. But if your underwear looks like the flag of Ghana and has a drawstring, youre DEFINITELY PAKI! If you happened to have wandered into a neighborhood during Ileya and got amazed by the fact that people found ram-fights amusing, you might be an Ajebota. But if you took the ram to fight after feeding it igbo, you are definitely a Paki! If your home has sophisticated theft deterrent systems like barbed-wires, dogs, a camera and an alarm system, you just might be an Ajebota. But if people are scared to scale your fence because of widely spread rumors of your folks having installed a SHIGIDI (whatever that is) youre an Ajepaki! If you go to a hair salon in Naija to get your do, you just might be an Ajebota. But if you and your onidiri sit for six hours on an Apoti under a tree while she did your hair, youre PAKI! Finally, if you and your mate know what foreplay means, you just might be a ‘bota. But if you try foreplay with your woman and she replies impatiently: Baa Karimu, E se nte se, E ye fori Omu si E, you are a PAKI!. #Nigeria #Jokes
Posted on: Sun, 08 Jun 2014 02:34:44 +0000